Believe in bunnies

justxlosersxlikexme:

So here’s the plan, we give all the angels Redbull

halfhalfling:

I don’t think you understand how emotional this makes me:

HE CALLED HIM SAM, NOT MOOSE, NOT JOLLY GREEN, NOT GIRAFFE. JUST SAM. I’M GONNA CRY.

stopstealingmythoughts:

pau1y:

what if 911 called you

hello, this is 911. you have an emergency, i can sense it.

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

okay but

this is quality humor right here

pizz4s:

iwouldliketobutteryourmuffin:

localfoxes:

spookycrackss:

pizz4s:

if i don’t insult you at least three times a minute where’re not real friends

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hazzasgotalittlelou:

directioner-danosaur:

insidemymmind:

Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.

David must have done this on purpose….

loreleielizabeth:

adventuresofmoosehead:

The joke “Seven Eight Nine” becomes paradoxically terrifying if you are a Whovian.

sircolinmorgan:

the doctor’s greatest secret is that he’s the dragon from merlin.