'It doesn't seem right to say Goodbye'

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daniellephotographyxx:

hi:

romantic day in Hollywood with my babe

shrek is love, shrek is life.

daniellephotographyxx:

hi:

romantic day in Hollywood with my babe

shrek is love, shrek is life.

xv7:

dogwithhat:

My brothers toothbrushes over the past month
Why is he so angry

does dude even still have teeth

fefempress:

daddyjared:

who remembers these

OK LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS LITTLE BITCH RIGHT HERE OK THESE WERE CALLED PIXEL CHIX BUT THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN CALLED PRODUCTS OF SATAN SO WHEN I WAS SEVEN I WAS ALL UP AND INVESTED, I HAD THE OTHER HOUSES TOO THAT SHE WOULD GO IN AND TALK TO HER STUPID FUCKING FRIENDS RIGHT WELL THEN AFTER A WHILE I STOPPED PLAYING AND A YEAR LATER I PICKED IT BACK UP THE HOUSE WAS QUIET AND COVERED IN FUCKIN COB WEBS, ALL THAT COULD BE HEARD WAS A SLOW CREAKING FROM THE STAIRS THE LIGHTS FLICKERED AND THIS FUCKING BITCH LOOKED LIKE SHE HAD
HELL TO PAY SHE WASN’T MOVING OR SAYING ANYTHING SHE JUST LOOKED AT ME WITH A SCOWL HER CLOTHES WERE TORN AND DUSTY AND SHE JUST LOOKED BEAT THE FUCK UP I WAS SO AFRAID I FUCKING SHUT THAT SHIT OFF AND NEVER PICKED IT BACK UP AGAIN FUCK THIS BITCH

fefempress:

daddyjared:

who remembers these

OK LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS LITTLE BITCH RIGHT HERE OK THESE WERE CALLED PIXEL CHIX BUT THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN CALLED PRODUCTS OF SATAN SO WHEN I WAS SEVEN I WAS ALL UP AND INVESTED, I HAD THE OTHER HOUSES TOO THAT SHE WOULD GO IN AND TALK TO HER STUPID FUCKING FRIENDS RIGHT WELL THEN AFTER A WHILE I STOPPED PLAYING AND A YEAR LATER I PICKED IT BACK UP THE HOUSE WAS QUIET AND COVERED IN FUCKIN COB WEBS, ALL THAT COULD BE HEARD WAS A SLOW CREAKING FROM THE STAIRS THE LIGHTS FLICKERED AND THIS FUCKING BITCH LOOKED LIKE SHE HAD
HELL TO PAY SHE WASN’T MOVING OR SAYING ANYTHING SHE JUST LOOKED AT ME WITH A SCOWL HER CLOTHES WERE TORN AND DUSTY AND SHE JUST LOOKED BEAT THE FUCK UP I WAS SO AFRAID I FUCKING SHUT THAT SHIT OFF AND NEVER PICKED IT BACK UP AGAIN FUCK THIS BITCH
thesquirrelisonfire:

I STILL HAVEN’T FOUND MY BERRIES

thesquirrelisonfire:

I STILL HAVEN’T FOUND MY BERRIES

(Source: pleatedjeans)

safare:

idk I sometimes finish sentences with a “~” bc a period seems too hard/almost angry and a blank is too blank

see you later. (secretly pissed)
vs
see you later~ (floating away trailing glitter and fairy dust)

slender-knight:

Then I’m gonna blow up their house

justrudeandginger:

souljannoying:

where does your first follower even come from

the friend that dragged you here in the first place

(Source: pemsylvania)

evilkirkseyeliner:

its a shame spock wasnt raised on earth bc vulcan children were vicious with their insults “you have no place in the universe” “your father’s a traitor and your mother’s a whore”

meanwhile kids on earth would just be like

"HA HA GUESS WHAT UR NAME RHYMES WITH"

thefourteenthdoctor:

watchtheskytonight:

spirit-of-the-ocean:

my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such 

then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud

IT’S BACK

I’m sure that’s what he thought.

(Source: leannaheart)

foreveralone-lyguy:

sswincestiel:

WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT

NOOOOO

foreveralone-lyguy:

sswincestiel:

WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT

NOOOOO

malkiewicz:

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

mauridianhallow:

starkid-nerdfighter:

An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.

Fuck right off

picklespickleyama:

bronzebasilisk:

fan-troll:

lord-kitschener:

jimblespage:

jolys:

caterjunes:

spiffymuffin:

yunghau5:

3dboyfriends:

smashbrethren:

prostheticknowledge:

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

lindsaylohoean:

even gifs move more than i do

heysacagawea:

my favorite comic ever.

heysacagawea:

my favorite comic ever.