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the-fandoms-have-the-phone-box:

kisaragishintaro:

imagine a series where everyone is already dead and enjoying the afterlife but the events start to happen and people start to revive so the plot focuses on people trying to cling to death because they dont want to go back to the world and live and have to put up with everything

so in this series instead of the usual “everyone dies” tragedy the problem becomes that “everyone lives”

WRITE A BOOK

beyoncevevo:

i get frustrated when i dont get a joke that has like 200k notes like what is it that 200,000 people understand that i dont 

canadianslut:

*listens to an acoustic performance*

ohhh so that’s what they’re saying

toonskribblez:

its funny when you dont scroll all the way down and all you see is this

toonskribblez:

its funny when you dont scroll all the way down and all you see is thisimage

padfootvioletstilinski:

When Teachers have the last laugh

tomlinsarse:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg 

snazziest:

"ily"

"i love yaoi too"

blloooooo:

omfg i did not fucking expect that

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

nsfwgpoy:

those nerds in high school who ran like this

image

postllimit:

pi day fun facts: i memorized 434 digits of pi in the sixth grade to beat a kid who claimed he knew 500 just bc he was an asshole

he knew six

unclefather:

veganbutt:

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

Can he actually tho

It’s a metaphor. You say that you’re canceling the movie and then you don’t actually cancel the movie. 

unclefather:

veganbutt:

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

Can he actually tho

It’s a metaphor. You say that you’re canceling the movie and then you don’t actually cancel the movie. 

aarontveeit:

superwholockmunity:

i just find. it so weird that our, reading voice? obeys instructions set! by little: squiggles and - dots even (if they) don’t make sense;

this post makes me extremely uncomfortable

(Source: captainjeffwinger)

scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

queen-muffin-of-happy:


it looks like he’s taking a selfie for his Instagram followers
"Defeated the beast, queen Elsa is no match for ME."
#thatwasacloseone #Iamthebest #theHansmasterstrikesagain

Oh my god.

queen-muffin-of-happy:

it looks like he’s taking a selfie for his Instagram followers

"Defeated the beast, queen Elsa is no match for ME."

#thatwasacloseone #Iamthebest #theHansmasterstrikesagain

Oh my god.

(Source: emmasdisneyworld)

bluejustice:

I want a friendship like this.

bluejustice:

I want a friendship like this.