'It doesn't seem right to say Goodbye'

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corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

w is not a vowel

- every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

(Source: kazekag)

melkior:

send hELP

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

(Source: kanyewesticle)

comicshans:

supervillan skeleton

comicshans:

supervillan skeleton

alycs:

alycs:

So today as a prank I made a sheet music print out of Miley Cyrus’ Wrecking Ball but replaced the name with “Christmas Time Meditation” and deleted the words and I’m going to put it in the with church music and see if the pianist notices.

He noticed and I can now add “Yelled at by two priests at once” to my list of accomplishments

amporeon:

this will always be the highlight of my life

(Source: fuks)

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

noravxlkyrie:

so i stumbled across this little 3 second animation on youtube and  i cannot stop laughing

(Source: blueteambase)

bradleyy:

SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT

harryspankme:

this girl in my class today was writing a ton of stuff on her paper while we were taking notes and i was like “woah what are you writing did i miss something she said” and the girl laughed and was like “oh i’m not taking notes this is a list of things that annoy me”

werewolfzero:

How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks